I got a package in the mail from GOD.

Everyone, look: I have arms! The baby is sleeping! I can assemble and mix ingredients found from amazing recipes on http://www.epicurious.com, and make a delicious dinner for my long-suffering man. I conquered the laundry.

Man, what happened to me? I used to do cool things with my spare time. I rock climbed. Repelled. Went mountain biking. Played rollerblade hockey, even. I once went on a hot air balloon ride.

Now, I am excited to have the time to use my new mortar and pestle.

Life moves pretty fast.