The wee Christmas baby.

And... he's all about eating, sleeping, and butt hygeine. So that I may not be wasting my silly ass attending to my own eating, sleeping, and all types of hygeine. That's why you see the car seat and not me holding the boy.

I do hold him about 23 hours a day. My whole body hurts from holding eight pounds of lazy baby. But I can't help it. I love him and all his little grunty noises.